Ioana

the coolest girl alive

“she’s so hot she must be a ioana”

by mcrl June 12, 2023

Ioannarism

To state the obvious.

Tim is having lunch when Tony walks in. Tony says, 'Oh, you're having lunch.'
Tim replies, 'That's a ioannarism if ever I heard one.'

In some cultures, it is common to state the obvious- Ioannarism- however, it is still annoying in British culture.

by EustaciaD February 19, 2009

Anca-Ioana Dinu

Anca-Ioana Dinu is a very beautiful Romanian influencer, she has reached over 13k followers on instagram (as of may-2018). She has lots of friends and loves to hang out at Starbucks Victoriei. Her usual coffee order is a venti decaf white mocha with hazelnuts. She also has an addiction with Olynth. She needs it in order to survive. She has reached the Queen level at Starbucks, by also having a popsocket on her phone with the Starbucks logo but instead of the mermaid it is her majesty with a crown on her head.

-Where is Anca-Ioana Dinu??
-At Starbucks Victoriei.
-Of course, she is at Starbucks with Tudor and Deni!!!

by springandsummer June 4, 2018

ioanita

The cutest girl you will ever meet. Ioanita is sooo beautiful and kind hearted. Her natural beauty is everything. She doesn’t need ANY makeup or false lashes to look pretty. Her eyes are so deep you could get lost in them. Her voice is cute but also squeaky. Her body is sexy af. Ioanita is the best friend/ girlfriend you can ever have.

I love you Ioanita!!

by 20butterfly11 February 3, 2019

IOANNISSIN

Ioannissin is a greek man whose inspiration is Kyriakos grizzly. He is very athletic and has multiple six packs one for every woman he has divorced. He likes making his protein shake and after that eating his protein bar. At night, ioannissin's routine is to drive his red Honda S2000 with his friends and to do donuts at some concrete shit. When he is done he likes giving to his brother and to his brother's best friend money (many 100$ every day). When he does none of the above he likes playing lol and carrying Anastasisraf.

"Is this man Ioannissin that sexy?"
"He is even more sexier than he looks like"

by Rozakis March 5, 2022

ioane

Doing the rubix cube while getting sucked off.

Whenever you finish before you "finish" its called a Lam chop.
You're disqualified if you jizz before you solve the cube and that my friends is called a Ning Lam.
If your chick gets bored then thats what we call a beldi...

Friend1: How was the interview man?
Friend2: Didn't get it. Went home and pulled a ioane instead.
Friend1: (LOL) How'd you go?
Friend2: Almost had it! Then she beldi'd out on me...
Friend1: Useless man you are pathetic

by doctor chinaman September 4, 2010

Ioannis

Ioannis is the most multi-talented person you will ever meet. If you find one, don’t let him slip. Most people use the short form “Janni” when they talk with or about him. He knows incredibly much about food and drinks, which might be his biggest behalf. He is a very kind and funny person, you might not share his sense of humor, but nevertheless you will find him funny. His shimmering green eyes and dark brown hair combined with his unique smile will light up your day every time you see him walking by. Like every Greek he has an athletic body and a loud voice. The way he talks will make you feel comfortable. He always tries not to leave someone out of the conversation. His family and close friends are very important for him. His mediterranean type will make him go thru hell for his loved ones.

Boy 1: “Have you seen Ioannis today?”
Girl 2: “Nope, but you will most likely hear him from half a mile away when he screams good morning y’all and smiles at you!”

by M.Sarah.9804 February 10, 2020