Intergnomation

The process of connecting a gnome to the intra-gnomatic communication network (IGCN). Achieved by inserting one or more gnomes into the soil, via the hat, after intravenously injecting the gnome with giggleberry juice.

Jess: Hey, wanna go for drinks on tuesday?
Sam: Ugh, I'd love to, but I'm on intergnomation duty all week.

by Yearning Shrilly July 17, 2023

Okie Intercom

Searching for or communicating with another person by yelling at the top of your lungs, especially when you could easily locate them quietly and have a discreet conversation.

JimBob: Geez, is that your mother hollerin'?
Skeeter: Oh gawd, she's on the Okie Intercom again. The whole neighborhood can hear her.
JimBob: You better go.
Skeeter: (yelling at 110 decibels) I'm right across the street ma! Lordie, turn it down a notch!
JimBob: (ears ringing) Holy crap.

by FiddinTaPop May 12, 2011

internomics

Internomics a new idea that questions the validity of economics. The main question that it brings about is, "Why would anyone buy anything when you can get it for free on the internet?"

For a product to be internomic, anyone must be able to get as much of that product as that want with a budget of zero dollars.

Some internomic examples include: Porn, Music, Movies, TV Shows, Audiobooks, E-Reader Books, Ringtones, Games, Computer Programs, Computer Operating Systems, etc.

Guy "Dude check out this playboy I just bought. It's so hawtt!"

Buddy "Why did you buy that guy? Porn has internomics."

by masonhankins February 20, 2011

Internetz

1.The plural of internet; The internet is a medium whereas the amalgamation of all net-based media is... the internetz

2.Were a medium a single point of view, the internetz is the amalgamation of all those views upon the web

3.internetz = layman's name for anon while remaining oblivious of the relation

random 1: Here you go internetz!! *posts a lame pic*

random 2: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gUf8tiSifgg/SB2FjbR3_TI/AAAAAAAACvM/QbipI80OtwU/s320/go_fuck_yourself.gif

by Anonymous2135i02058 April 23, 2009

Intercom

Between more than one member of the Soviet Union.

There was an Intercom meeting last week in St. Petersberg.

by Diggity Monkeez April 16, 2005

internoise

The summed information available through the internet -- especially that which might provide some kind of guidance, opinion, perspective.

"Your guacamole recipe totally kills! You should definitely add it to the internoise."

by S Craig March 25, 2007

internoob

derived from 'internet' (meaning the internet) and 'noob (meaning newbie) (Someone who is new to the internet.

Simon Hill is the worlds ultimate INTERNOOB

by Darbz March 2, 2005