internet 

A media form that politicians, religious nuts, and soccer moms have tried in vain to control. Whatever is posted here is free for the taking, whether it be MP3s, porn, warez, or software.

The sex industry owns the Internet now.

internet by sarcastic June 23, 2003

internet 

The World Wide Web. A dream catcher of such whereby dreams become reality or reality become dreams.

p1.I have this great idea for a business but i'm not sure where to start!

p.2 Have you got your internet up yet, the World wibe Web is the new dream catcher!

internet by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006

internet 

A thing that is frusturating and addicting.

I have a love/hate relationship with the internet.

internet by burnt in effigy May 25, 2003

Internet 

God's notepad.

The Internet said so.

Internet by Non-Player Character July 20, 2012

internet 

the reason you're either doing great in or failing school.

1) taking answers from the internet
2) procrastinating and not even attempting homework.

internet by swiggity swoner i have a boner May 30, 2013

internet 

A place where stealing is not considered wrong (kazaa, emulations, etc.) and where there is more Pornography then at Ron Jeremy's studios.

Hmmm...where can I get pornography and/or free programs/music which I would have to pay fortunes for otherwise? Oh, I know! The internet!

internet by DBNP May 27, 2003

Internet 

1.) Designed to be an indestructable communications medium, in the event of a worldwide catastrophe. The only real worldwide catastrophe to happen so far is the Internet itself.

2.) Part of the "information superhighway" intiative. Let's see what happens in another 50 years.

Make sure your online service also includes internet access.

Internet by handle187 November 11, 2003