Every tech company ever’s favourite excuse to fuck things up when they work perfectly, for the sole purpose of keeping somebody busy.
by ventisette December 21, 2017
“What’s your favourite web show?”
“Escape The Night with Joey Graceffa.”
“And why is that?”
“It has scripted improv.”
“Escape The Night with Joey Graceffa.”
“And why is that?”
“It has scripted improv.”
by EmmaRosie August 7, 2022
younger brother: yo Amos, you big bully of a brother, give me your candy. Where the hell did you get anyways?
Amos: Sean, I am giving you three choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one either beat the crap out of you for talking to me like that, two you eat your own cheese, or three, last but not least, you improve your vocabulary. Got that? Now, give me an answer.
Amos: Sean, I am giving you three choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one either beat the crap out of you for talking to me like that, two you eat your own cheese, or three, last but not least, you improve your vocabulary. Got that? Now, give me an answer.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012
younger brother: yo Amos, you big bully of a brother, give me your candy.
Amos: Sean, I am giving you three choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one I either beat the crap out of you for talking to me like that and you eat your own cheese, or two you improve your vocabulary. Got that?
Amos: Sean, I am giving you three choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one I either beat the crap out of you for talking to me like that and you eat your own cheese, or two you improve your vocabulary. Got that?
by Sexydimma December 4, 2012
Living life like Jordan Thomas Cooper suggested which was approved by Secretary of Education Dr. Paige.
Cooper’s life improvement plan made sure people planned everything they did, prayed, and read informatively.
by Coop Dupe May 31, 2023
The football team have improved eightfold under the new coach. They’ve won all the games but there not quite the finished article.
Since meeting Becs, Toms life ‘improved eightfold’ He seems happier, but his outgoings on phone repairs are through the roof.
Since meeting Becs, Toms life ‘improved eightfold’ He seems happier, but his outgoings on phone repairs are through the roof.
by Boujeeaf March 3, 2019
When a girl is eaten out laying on her back and slowly pushes away as she cums leaving a trail much like a snail.
by firerock1 May 26, 2020