ImpQueen

The one, the only World Monarch. Hot redhaired writer chick with a bangup sense of humor and fifteen times the sex appeal of most "normal" women.

Dayamn, that ImpQueen is HOT.

by A Fan December 12, 2004

Impurator

One who embodies the fine art of being sexy.

A: "Did you get a good look at that Impurator?"
B: "He is one made man."

by Impurator June 12, 2007

run an impulse train

Variant of "run a train", which refers to a line of men each successively having sex with the object upon which the train is run. Used in this sense in the engineering world, where signal processing (dealing extensively with the impulse train) can be extremely complicated and confusing, and such material is said to thus "run an impulse train" on the student/engineer.

This exam is really going to run an impulse train on me.

by Crusting Beaver November 14, 2010

digitus impudicus

{The finger; a gesture using the middle finger to simulate a penis, and the remaining finger, testicles. From the Latin.

After popping a surprise quiz on us, the Latin master displayed a digitus impudicus, hopped into his MG, and peeled off to bugger the boys' choir

by cornholio October 11, 2003

Impusive

skank the act of being an uncontrolably skank-tastic and absolutely infuriating at the same time.It's a delicate balance between being a trifling hoe and that kid who sits behind you in the movie theater attempting to suck every last drop from his pop and it makes that really annoying sluping sound.

The ever impusive Latoya wasn't only selling herself in the red light district, but she was also wearing different color socks and listening to polka music very loudly.

by K&P January 13, 2009

Impulse Parking

Pulling in and parking in a space in a parking lot as soon as you see one.

John: There's one.
Mike: We gotta shop around man. You're impulse parking.

by K.P.I.T September 30, 2008

Impulse Fudge

Based off of a term used to describe those little impulse buy cubes of fudge you can find at convenience stores, "Impulse Fudge" refers to the act of surprise anal intrusion. When having sex with a female vaginally, all one has to do is switch immediately from V to A, maintaining the same thrust without announcing it. Girls usually don't like it. You can preface it with a joke also.

"Knock knock."
"Who's th-"
"Impulse fudge!"

by Bebiznizzle July 5, 2009