taming the impala

what indie guys call masturbating

"we could hear him taming the impala"

by yeeted_on June 7, 2018

The Impaler

A man with a large/thick penis whose superior genetics allows him to thouroughly dominate the opposite sex. The sometimes rough and repeated pounding of her guts with The Impaler's shaft may leave the woman sore the next day(s).

Oh my gosh, I'm like, so sore. The Impaler crushed my insides last night.

by TheMysteriousCharmer June 6, 2016

Impala

My ride

This Impala got some tiny ass rims....

by RM_Beast September 25, 2009

Impalpable

Something you can't touch.

"Can't touch this."

or

"This object is impalpable."

by Ketrinon November 20, 2009

Impala backseat

Where both Dean Winchester and Sam Winchester were conceived. Also where Dean and Anna fucked.

Jared and Jensen referring to the impala backseat at a convention
Jared: How dare you
Jensen: If the '67 impala had never been created, then neither would Sam & Dean. Jensen laughing: That back seats got stories.
Jared(whispering): and strains

by Deanspn May 14, 2019

tame impala mode

When you're so baked you unlock the ability to enjoy Tame Impala

Normally I listen to Rap, but man last night I took an edible and I so stoned went Tame Impala Mode.

by TomOfTheTomb April 28, 2023

2012 chevy impala

The car that will always have a huge human shit next to it. If you add black emblems it makes the car 10% faster. If you own a 2012 Chevy impala and find a shit next to it, it’s actually a sign your gay.

AJ: clean the shit next to my 2012 Chevy impala or I’m telling my parents because that’s what 18 year old do

by 2012 Chevy Impala October 20, 2020