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A man with a large/thick penis whose superior genetics allows him to thouroughly dominate the opposite sex. The sometimes rough and repeated pounding of her guts with The Impaler's shaft may leave the woman sore the next day(s).
Oh my gosh, I'm like, so sore. The Impaler crushed my insides last night.
by TheMysteriousCharmer April 18, 2016
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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