impaling the morals of a minor

A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.

That mofo was impaling the morals of a minor when he fucked my 16-year-old sister.

by jammyboil December 26, 2008

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by OYStookyMan87 November 4, 2020

Lex the Impaler

Street name for Lexington Steele. Porn star specializing in anal sex on white women. Gigantic penis known for annhilating the likes of Miko Lee, Monica Sweetheart, Gauge and Aurora Snow.

After doing a few scenes with Lex the Impaler, do those chicks have to wear diapers?

by The Kid! June 17, 2004

Imalling

The process of pulling an all-nighter for the sole purpose of restarting your sleep schedule. Common after school breaks, or vacations, where you begin to go to bed at 4 in the morning.

Oh jeez, i better start Imalling, we have school tomorrow and today i woke up at 1 in the afternoon!

by imalarsonist January 2, 2011

Tame Impala Quandary

The sense of uncertainty when one is unsure whether a musical artist is a single person or group, especially when referring to the artist in conversation.

“Is his new record out?”
“His? They’re a band not a guy. Tame impala quandary huh?”

by Thelonious Allah Bowie November 27, 2021

Impale

To insert (usually in a rough manner) a large object or penis into a body cavity.

To stab with a large object.

Person 1: "How was your night last night"
Person 2: "Great but I can barely walk, got impaled last night"

Rochelle got impaled by J last night!

by CJRealtalk May 7, 2015

impaled

The term used by men with a large cock to describe exactly why their girlfriend/wife/mistress has an impaired ability to walk correctly.

Same term can be used by women to acurately describe how hung their boyfriend/husband/affair is.

Men: I fucking impaled that chick last night. She won't walk right for days.

Women: Omg, like, he took his massive shaft, and like, impaled me with it. I am so sore. I want more!

by TheMysteriousCharmer June 5, 2016