Less than Ideal

When someone has to walk home in the snow, but somehow it’s natural karma

This walk is less than ideal, but I deserved it.

by BelmondoBond February 2, 2021

Ideal Jennes Chan

Miss Chan:
sleeps 1/3 of her life
1/3 of her life buy chanel
1/12 of her life working
1/4 of her life eating

Ideal Jennes Chan:
1/2 of life sleeping
1/2 of life buy chanel

by π=3.14159265358979323846 February 17, 2022

Ideal Put Camera

When people decide to be cheeter mcneeters on Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06 and use the view that shows them where to put to make the ball in.

"Hey you cheeter mcneeter, you used the Ideal Put Camera!"

"Oh yeah, what you gonna do about it?"

by PooIsCoo May 30, 2006

Ideal Boba Consumption Time

The ideal boba consumption time is an artful window, typically between the hours of 12 and 3. However, boba is best consumed within one to three hours after eating a meal, so times may vary based on culture and personal scheduling.

What will be our Ideal Boba Consumption Time if we eat at 1?

by bobaoclock January 19, 2021

"my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

"Hey dude check this out, "my defense of fahrenheit is that 69° is ideal weather in fahrenheit but dead people weather in celsius"-Sun Tzu, The Art of War"

by octopine December 7, 2020

Ideal Type

ideal type, definition: a type of person that catches your eye. a type of person you're interested in. it can be a celebrity or just characterists/face features. henceforth, why julia thinks your cute no matter what you think

Mc: why would you like them?
Friend: because theyre my ideal type!

by xlostwasfoundx January 15, 2023

Ephemeral Idealization Paradox

A literary device where a character's pursuit of an ideal or unattainable desire is intensified by its fleeting, transient nature. This paradoxical longing becomes more powerful and all-consuming precisely because the object of desire is perpetually elusive or only exists as a constructed ideal rather than a tangible reality.

Daniel's relentless pursuit of Michael is an embodiment of the Ephemeral Idealization Paradox, where his desire for her grows more obsessive precisely because the perfect version of her he envisions exists only in the shimmering, unreachable past.

by jiangjiangism March 25, 2025