Ice-Agedly

Change that happens slower than a snail's pace. Things that take so long to happen that a person could be born, grow up, get old, and die before anything happens.

"What? You haven't heard back about your interview yet? Geez. That office moves ice-agedly slow.

by RogueSun February 6, 2006

Ice Ager

Someone who has intercourse with deceased elderly people or long dead corpses.

At the nursing home Lorne always ate alone because there were rumors he was an ice ager.

by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020