I need time to think

When your girlfriend of two years has been lying to you but wants to take the heat off of herself and play mind games. These lies can be about everything from why she doesnt give you oral sex any more to why shes REALLY feeling like she needs a "girls night". You may be so fortunate to receive these words in the form of a letter which has been left on the coffee table of your empty ass apartment that she moved out of while you were at work. In this case, be causious, DO NOT try to contact her,she wont answer. Then on her own time, at approximately skank-thirty, just to f**k with your head, she'll send a text informing you that YOUR not being respectful of HER feelings. I need time to think roughly translates to "I havent been in this relationship emotionally, but thats your fault and I want you to feel guilty before I cheat on you and dump you". If you hear the phrase "I need time to think", your F**ked and the best idea is to make sure that YOUR the one to end it. Atleast you'll leave with some of your dignity and no STD's (hopefully).

Blah,Blah,Blah, Im a cheating bitch and "I need time to think" about whether or not I can be with YOU.

by Damn it all to Hell! February 27, 2009

iNerd

A person who embraces iPhone and iPod so much it begins to rule their lives

"Hey, I think Joe has become a bit of an iNerd since he bought that iPhone"

by Pip15 January 30, 2008

indeedasaurus

the fun way to kill an uninteresting conversation using the word "indeed "because any word with "saurus" placed after it is subtly humorous; similar to noobasaurus.

IM user 1: ya, that last guy who commented on that myspace forum was quite correct, for he exposed the other guy's argument quite well

IM user 2: indeedasaurus

IM user 1: lol

by bryce zombie July 12, 2005

Indeedium

a. Without a doubt; certainly
b. In fact; in reality
c. the act of agreeing.

d. simulaneously concurring while being a smart arse

used in place of the word "indeed".

Since its creation in 2008, invented by the most wonderful person in the world, the "ium" fad has emerged.

PersonA: "do have a massive schlong?"
PersonB: "indeedium, it's that gigantic that in the morning when i crack a wood.. i dont just pitch a tent, i thrust a hole straight through the roof"
PersonA: "i see, well that would explain why your house has 12 sky-lights and 15 fire places"
PersonB: "indeedium"

by NessaceryAction August 27, 2009

Indeedy Mcdeedles

The craftier way to say "indeed"; a statement of agreement.

"Chocolate cake is yummy."

"Indeedy mcdeedles."

by Tropicalcows December 27, 2011

I don't need it... but I need it.

An item that you absolutely do not need to buy however you have to have it. I don't need it... but I need it.

As she passed by the store window and leather boots caught the corner of her eye she thought to herself I don't need it... but I need it.

by msscream1234 February 6, 2018

I need to sort out my life

Every assholes go-to excuse for ignoring you so they could play games and talk to other people.

You: Hey, I really miss talking to you!
*five hours later*
You: Oh... I guess you don’t feel the same way.
Them: Sorry, I need to sort out my life.

by Getrekt911 June 18, 2019