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at least i had a go

to everyone goes out on the piss, gets so drunk you spew all over yourself or wakes up in the gutter with a dog eating shit out of your arse, wakes up next to someone and thinks ''what the fuck was i thinking'', wakes up in a cell, wakes up thinking who the fuck was that bloke i was talking to all night, who go on trip away and break out in a rash from too much goon.

There is an explanation to your actions and its ''AT LEAST I HAD A GO''
wakes up in the gutter with a dog eating shit out of your arse, BUT at least i had a go
by HaveAGo December 9, 2009
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Is a joke made from a speech President Obama made about Trayvon Martin who was shot and killed by a neighborhood watch. In the speech Obama read he said "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon". The reason this joke arisen is because many people misinterpreted it and thought he said that every black person looked the same.

Another way the joke was made is when someone dies than you'd say this. Because the speech was given when Trayvon was deceased so it was interpenetrated as "If I had a son he'd look dead".
If I had a son he would look like this.
by boondox July 1, 2014
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It's not the way you look
It's not the way that you smile
Although there's something to them
It's not the way you have your hair
It's not that certain style
It could be that with you
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing
It's not the make-up
And it's not the way that you dance
It's not the evening sky
It's more the way your eyes
Are laughing as they glance
Across the great divide
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing
It's not the things you say
It's not the things you do
It must be something more
And if I feel this way for so long
Tell me is it all for nothing
Just don't walk out the door
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing

Wishing (If I Had A Photograph)
by Death Menace February 5, 2023
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I wish I had a dick

When a girl says "I wish I had a dick " , she means she wishes she could masturbate easier . She says this because her clitoris is not sensitive so , she has to give into buying a 40 dollar vibrator to masturbate. She just wishes it was as easy for her, as it is for a man to masturbate .
" I wish I had a dick"
" why so?"
" idk I wish I had a dick"
by Wackgirlshit April 7, 2019
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wish i had a jacket

When your he-man jacket brakes, and you sing to you brother until he gets so annoyed he gives you his he-man jacket!
by Lickable February 14, 2004
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i had a few socks

i used to have some socks
they got stolen
im sad now
secks
i had a few socks
"yo do you got any spare socks?"
"i had socks"
"get socks"
by socks man January 7, 2022
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i had sexual intercourse with ur mom

Eating shampoo spitting it in the homies mouth he piss/poops it out and I give it to ur teacher and say it's chocolate and he/she/apache helicopter eats it and likes it
Man guess what I did
What
I had sexual intercourse with ur mom
Oh dude no way that's awesome

Ikr
by Juanwastaken July 3, 2021
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