I've got her diary

A term meaning that you know everything there is to know about a friend.

She better not turn on me, I've got her diary, she tells me everything.

by OliveSnook November 28, 2007

I've Been Sittin on the Toilet

A phoney-bologna fake made-up song, sung to the tune of, "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫

♫ All the live-long day ♫

♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫

♫ Just to piss my life away ♫

♫ Don't you hear the whizzer flushing ♫

♫ Sleep in so late in the day ♫

♫ Can't you hear your neighbour yelling ♫

♫ Quick, get the poo-poo spray! ♫

by Telephony July 30, 2016

help, i've been kidnapped

What you say when you've been kidnapped, and it totally ruined your day. Like so bad you can't even be scared, and somehow you reach a telephone ti say this phrase.

Cmon man you just had to come and ruin my day. Guess I'll just call 911. Hello? Yes? Yes, help, i've been kidnapped.

by TheMustardMan47 March 28, 2019

I've got cheese at home

A phrase uttered in the drive thru at a fast food restaurant in regards to whether or not one should pay the extra money for cheese on their burger. Usually happens on a first "date", but not exclusive to thus. Also virtually guarantees no second date.

man in drive thru: "We'll have two hamburgers, two small fries, and two medium diet cokes"

drive thru cashier: "would you like to make those cheeseburgers for another 15 cents?"

man in drive thru: "I've got cheese at home"

by Area Man June 16, 2011

I've Created a Muenster Burger

A burger that comes with Muenster cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I've Created a Muenster Burger, it comes with muenster cheese!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

I've seen them on facebook

a classier, more socially acceptable way of saying that you have facebookstalked a person or persons. Similar to It was in my news feed.

Tom: Have you met Sally and John yet?
Alice: No, but I've seen them on facebook.

by Garrrrrrr June 03, 2010

i've been drinking watermelon

a lyric in beyonce's song drunk in love. It means to suck dick. watermelon is referring to male sperm. seed=kids

me: so what did you guys do last night?
yonce: let's just say..I've been drinking watermelon.
me: ooh girl did you swallow?
yonce: of course! spitters are quitters!

by perfect imperfections July 16, 2014