hypercrite

A person whose actions are so counter to his words that he's gone beyond being just a hypocrite. This behavior has been exhibited in the wild most acutely by conservative Caucasian Homo sapiens.

A longtime advocate of traditional marriage and family values, the congressman was outed as a hypercrite after texting an explicit video to his contacts list of himself having sex with someone who was neither his wife nor of the opposite gender.

by Bart County Scrivener June 3, 2016

hypercriticize

comes from the god of all things bimbly
means to yell at someone for doing something they have never done which is exactly what you are doing at the moment.

to the anexoric girl in the corner: fat ass don't eat all those greasy hamburgers *chomp chomp* ohh crap my truck just broke!

by god of all things bimbly May 12, 2004

hyperpoindexterism

when the poindexters ( aka geeks ), get extremly hyper that could be an illness.

The geek next door is so hyper he has Hyperpoindexterism

by Jay A. Coates September 26, 2003

Hypercrite

someone who is such a damn hypocrite you need a new word for it.

Ben is a fucking hypercrite. what a cunt.

by Billyith the 3rd May 5, 2018

hypercrite

A public or influencial person who publicly professes his or her philosophy or ideology but secretly lives a life contrary to that philosophy. An uber-hypocrite.

President George Bush, Senator Larry Craig, Rush Limbaugh, Reverend Ted Haggert are dyed-in-the-wool hypercrites.

by Kaliuma September 8, 2007

hyperconnected

To be completely connected in a spastic, disjointed fashion, and of course wirelessly.

That guy appears to be hyperconnected. Stay back, he might try and have personal social interaction with someone unsuccessfully.

by johnstigall December 31, 2009

hypercritters

noun; people who say fake cuss words like troutturd instead of bassturd, ashhole instead of asshold, frog or froggin instead of fuck or fucking, somehow trying to imply that they are holier than the person who uses real cuss words. when in actuality they will burn in hell with the rest of us authentic cussers and are only fooling themselves. froggin troutturds they're all ashholes if you ass me.

I'm so sick of all the hypercritters who can't get honest about their potty mouths like the rest of us.

by Cathi Robertson August 5, 2008