trophy husband

A man who looks amazing and sits at home all day, mooching off his wifes money.

Tyler wants to be a trophy husband when he gets old, unfortunately he dosen't have the body.

by Salllliiiieeee December 9, 2008

Husband

Male who has leveled up and evolved from "boyfriend."

Male just leveled up to "husband": he obtained a wife!

by megustavideojuegos December 11, 2012

husband faker

A husband who feigns incompetence in performing household tasks in order to be excused from having to do them. Examples include feigning an inability to vacuum, purposefully showing confusion in trying to locate items in the kitchen, totally avoiding and showing inability to do laundry, etc.

Jack: "I'm a husband faker. To get out of housework, I pretended to not know how to vacuum, cook or do the laundry. Now my wife does everything."

by yes juanito yes April 7, 2013

Husbando

Male alternative for the word 'waifu'. A husbando is someone you hold deep affection towards, to the point you refer to them as your husband.

Female 1: Who is your husbando
Female 2: Kakyoin Noriaki, he is just too pure.

by Noriaki Kakyoin April 14, 2019

deadbeat husband

A man who calls himself a husband yet does not fulfill his obligations as one. Neglects his home, his duties as a provider, will not help with maintaining of finances and leaves the responsibilities of the future on his wife to shoulder alone. This man also has a habit of crediting himself for all of his wife's hardwork. He also has a habit of mentally abusing his wife and acting as the superior or authority in the household.

My husband decides when and where to communicate about our family needs. He decides when a conversation is over or he isn't the one winning. He is immature and often calls me horrible names in front of our child. He puts me down in front of his family and friends and blames me for his behavior. Then when all is said and done acts like nothing ever happened painting himself as a saint in front of everyone, and threatens to make my life miserable if I do not make him a happy man.

by Hardworking wife & mom April 30, 2004

husballs

A husband's balls. Owner can be gay or straight, or a husbear's (gay bear husband's) balls.

"I got so mad I wanted to kick him right in the husballs. But then I realized there'd be nothing to do that evening."

by al-in-chgo February 4, 2013

Clown Husbandry

The cultivation, breeding, and care of clowns, usually partaken by those on Tumblr.

My mom started to get into clown husbandry recently, now we have a jester running around in the back yard.

by DeepthroatDaddy September 30, 2020