hummer

n. - slang for a musician or aspiring composer lacking classical training. you might call it a come from behind, cinderella story, or you could say it's a joke.

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"life's a bummer, when you're a hummer" -Hummer, Smashing Pumpkins

by b. simpson December 28, 2008

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Hummer

A truck that allows people to know how much of an asshole you are.

"Hey! Look at that hummer!"

"That guy obviously has a bigger penis than I do."

by yoyoretard234 March 15, 2010

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hummer

A BJ that actually involves humming--who knew?!

Hummers make me feel inadequate--any woman who can hum The Star Spangled Banner while giving a BJ and not burst out laughing is more of a woman than I.

by Justanotherwoodchuck December 28, 2005

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hummered

The act of tossing a student out of a karate class for being disruptive or uncooperative.

Did you hear the garbage Timmy was saying in class today?
Yeah I did. But one of the instructors hummered him.

by Jay B Kay May 31, 2007

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a hummer is not just a fucking blowjob its more when the lady hums thus vibrating her fucking lips or making a wee tune and gives you a chewie while humming thus making a vibrating stimulating feeling to the gooliesack fuck me that is a hummer another definition is humjob look at humjob as well

fuck me me and my GF went to a restraunt she brung her fucking mp3 player and she fancied a oral quickie under the fucking table she was listining to the annoying cunt crazy frog so she lobbed my dick out my crotch hole and giving me a hummer in-fucking-fact every time i wank it does the crazy frog tune i fucking love hummers even cars of the fuckers too

by Jackroll April 21, 2006

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