The moves you make when you realise your wallet is not in your back pocket, and not in your front pocket, or not in the pocket in your jacket. You'll normally tap each pocket with one hand, maybe two, as if to double check.
Rod went to pay for his morning coffee, and on discovering his wallet wasn't in his back pocket as it usually is, carried out a wallet haka before realising he didn't have it on him!
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"... this guy just saved a baby, he's a real Hakaori!", a man exclaimes in astonishment, witnessing superhuman feats.
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Get the Hakalash mug.Abbreviation for "Holy Shit, That's Karen as Fuck." Often used to express surprise and admiration when Karen gets close to out-Karening herself. Pronounced "hist-calf."
A: "Yo, did you hear what Karen did at Target? She tore down a whole display of facemasks and then when the cops showed up at her house she claimed to be the spokesperson for QAnon."
B: "HSTKAF."
B: "HSTKAF."
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