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Houston High-Five

1) a bribe; 2) a handjob.
George gave Caleb a Houston High-Five the other day; I think the deal will go through, after all!
by Vlad the Impaler November 1, 2006
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Houston Mud Shovel

A Houston Mud Shovel is when you poop in a girl's mouth and use your erect penis to scoop ("shovel") it back out.
"Susan was running her mouth, so I gave her the Houston Mud Shovel to shut her up."
by MUMB Drumline August 24, 2011
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south west houston

Alief texas is on the south west of houston
by Tasha May 13, 2005
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Houston Astros

The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team based in Houston, Texas. They are in the Central Division of the National League.

Founded: 1962 (National League expansion)
Formerly known as: Houston Colt .45s (1962-1964). The team changed its name to the Astros when the team began to play in the Houston Astrodome in 1965.
Home ballpark: Minute Maid Park, Houston (formerly known as Astros Field and Enron Field)
Former ballparks: Colt Stadium, Houston Astrodome
Uniform colors: Brick red, black and sand
Logo design: Red five-pointed star with the word "Astros" below it in script
Wild Card titles won (1): 2004
Division titles won (6): 1980, 1986, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001
National League pennants won (0): none
World Series championships won (0): not yet... but soon!
Main Rivals: St. Louis Cardinals, San Diego Padres, Texas Rangers, Chicago Cubs, Atlanta Braves
by CubbiesSwallow August 5, 2005
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Houston Town Special

(aka: H-Town Special) When the Cincinnati Shuffle wasn’t enough, so you go back for round 2. This time with hot, cream-filled doughnuts in both hands used in a pissed off rage.
Billy: “I guess I didn’t do a good enough job the first time! You’ll be begging for mercy when I get finished with this Houston Town Special!”

William: “Dear God, please not again!”
by NillyBelson May 15, 2020
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Housive

A person who, stays home all day.
A person who, is always told to touch grass.
A person who, is unfortunately and most likely has mental issues.

A person who, is most likely have an unclean house.
A person who, is most likely a problematic person.
“When was the last time that housive left the house?”
“I don’t know he’s too obsessed with a roblox game!”
by Bed bugs May 2, 2022
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Brantford Housing Projects

Eastside Brantford:
- Eastdale Projects or Eastdale Gardens
- Darling Apartments
- Charlotte Apartments
- Nelson Heights
- Richard Beckett Projects
- Grey Winds Projects
- Daleview Projects
- St. Basil's Community Homes
Eagle Place
- Riverside Gardens
Northside
- Westglen Projects
- Branlyn Projects
- Brier Park Houses
- Northland Houses
West Brantford
- Lorne Towers
- John Noble Apartments
- Harmony Homes
- Brant Projects
Lets go see all the Brantford Housing Projects
by BrantfordFacts November 25, 2020
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