Desperate Housewife

A shot; when you empty a bottle of pills into a glass of whiskey and just down it, and then you lie down somewhere and wonder what will happen to you.

On the Whiskey Tour, we got so drunk we almost let Mike take a Desperate Housewife, but then told him not to.

by Formina Sage July 24, 2010

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feral housewife

So if a domestic housewife is the proper stay at home mom type, cooks, cleans, watches the kids kind of wife

Then that would make the feral housewife the slutty bratty wife, doesn’t have kids and they party and have crazy mind blowing sex all the time.

A: Man, screw getting a domestic housewife, I want me a feral housewife.

B: A what?

A: You know? A girl that can hold her own. Talks back. And can fuck like an animal.

by RibCage98 October 19, 2020

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Housewife

A word that was considered obsolete. It now means the member of a relationship who takes care of the house.

Jimmy retired, while Joanne went back to work. I guess he's the housewife now.

by noseyrosy August 31, 2017

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housebreaker

Someone who gets with a girl/guy knowing that they already are in a relationship and ruins that relationship as a result.

John is a housebreaker, he went out with Julie knowing that she was dating Mark and after Mark found out he broke up with Julie.

by Politikz April 14, 2016

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HouseText

A person you only text when you’re AT HOME or have nothing to do when you’re AT HOME or when you want attention AT HOME and only AT HOME.

Ericka: Johnny just texted you
Alana: Nahh he a HouseText, we too litt rn
Ericka: Make sure you text his ass back when you home
Alana: Yea, cause you know I be bored in the House

by Karinelli March 5, 2020

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