horsey apples

Like horseshit, which is a bit like bullshit, but can be used safely in front of ladies, children and those of a sensitive disposition.

'Your expect me to believe that..!! That's a big load of steaming horsey apples mate.'

by s george April 20, 2006

Horsey Tag

A carnal game played at orgies and sex parties. Horsey Tag is a fusion of the popular and often sexualized games of twister, tag, and chicken fight. Competing in teams of two, each team selects a horse and a rider. One team begins the game as the "it" team, like in tag. Horses begin by penetrating their rider in either the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position. Maintaining penetration throughout the game, horses move around the room in a crab walk fashion while the "it" rider tries to tag the other riders. The game "finishes" when you do.

Also known as Crab Walk Polo.

Should we play Horsey Tag at the orgy today?
Horsey Tag makes me too tired to finish!

by Snowfinder July 21, 2021

Hirsty

A man with un-rodent like hands.
He is also the best speller in Yorkshire (but can't spell Czechoslovakia)

Fran: "Man, that guy's hands are so un-rodant like!"

Dan: "He's Hirsty. He's the best speller in Yorkshire! It's just a shame he can't spell Czechoslovakia.."

by YorkshireThumbWarKing July 19, 2010

horsey style

(sex act) Doggy style, but both people are wearing creepy horse masks (as in Party Horse)

I saw this hilarious porn the other day. They're going at it doggy style, but they're both wearing those crazy horse masks. I guess it was horsey style.

by janx February 8, 2013

Horst

Word orginated at Vilanova Univeristy to describe the unbelievable bordem the students expierience on a daily basis. Can also be used to describe Garret Olsen

My god this school is HORST
My god this SPIT food is HORST
MY god Garret Olsen is so HORST

by Tyler Duden March 20, 2005

horsey porn 🐴

i had horsey porn yesterday 🐴

horsey porn 🐴

by the garry May 24, 2020

kodi horstman

Black,sexy,athletic,funny,smart,mature,very good at singing, likes to take showers, favorite color=red. realy good at espanol. AMAZING person and boyfriend. and i love him.

Person 1: DAYUMMMM who is that?
Person 2: that would be kodi horstman.

by ash gdov8yhvd8abs dvas April 24, 2009