hopscotch goblin

a term bisexuals use against other problematic bi people

"person1" I hate lesbians'

'person2' girl you are a hopscotch goblin, always jumping from pussy dick dick pussy dick when even tho you lookin that . pick a side bitch your literally a f@g

by skreksdumpster_jck March 10, 2021

Hopscotch

He/she is asking if there’s a possibility of them dating

Her: soo are we playing hopscotch?
Him: maybe.

by sage.pinkie July 26, 2022

hopscotch alligator

the act of pouring hard liquor into someone's ass and having it farted into your mouth.

yeah man she hit me with the hopscotch alligator again last night with some fireball

by abracazebra August 21, 2025

Fuzzy Hopscotch

Being extremely messed up

The act of trying to set up a hopscotch game
While intoxicated; squares are disporportionate and vision of the individual is fuzzy

Wow last night was like a game of fuzzy hopscotch

I must have played a few games of fuzzy hopscotch last night

by Claymyster12 June 10, 2013

Hotel hopscotch

When you're on vacation and don't have one continuous hotel room, and you're booking night by night, in different hotels.

We got kicked out of our room and now we are playing hotel hopscotch for the rest of our vacation!

by CK BK mofo July 9, 2016

Ethiopian Hopscotch

Regular Hopscotch but with mines...

“Yea she lost her legs playing Ethiopian Hopscotch...”

by Wokidoo March 12, 2019

political hopscotch

When someone responds to an article/headline/meme and gives a knee jerk response based on what they think their political tribe wants to hear.

Last week Karen said Trump should get impeached because he incited violence, but if you look at her tweets, she said violence during BLM is justified. She's playing political hopscotch.

by idontwanttomakeupapseudonym February 15, 2021