hoon

the apparatus used to remove blackheads from your ear.

horace, you should see the log i got out when i used the hoon.

by meghan and jenny July 19, 2003

hoon

to be excessively gay; being gay to the utmost degree.

The color red makes David look like a hoon.

by Rich-kid April 30, 2008

hoon

to go fast, at impressively dangerous speeds, associated particularly with matcho extreme sports eg snowboarding

S1: whoa, I totally hooned it down that red run
S2: yeah dude, that was sick

by LUYD November 10, 2009

Hoon

Most often meaning to throw very hard(1) , but can be used to substitute a wide array of verbs, such as swallow hard (2), hit hard (3), be very tired or hungover (4), pull hard (5), vomit severely (6), etc.

1. He didn't have time to hit the ball once I threw it. I absolutely hooned it one!
2. If you don't like the taste, just hold your nose and friggin' hoon it back!
3. Yeah, he's in hospital now. The bouncer absolutely hooned him one.
4. Fuck me - I did that many gratons last night I'm absolutely hooned.
5. Hoon that keg over here and let's get hooned.
6. Absolutely hooned my guts up last night. Just constant hoon after hoon for hours.

by Ben. E. Factor December 11, 2017

Hoon

to be a snob, also trying to get as much attention as possible. Is asian but not in a good way..
also means to wax your man bits.

Person 1: stop being so hoon!

by lololroflinglol October 9, 2008

Hoon

Similar to a twink, a hoon is a male who likes it up the ass. Reference poo puncher.

Dude, that guys such a hoon.

by Stogiehatesyou December 6, 2010

Hoon

When you poo poo on someone so hard

Fin: “Just killed this Arab”
Lew:”Was it a hoon?”
Fin: “OF FOOKIN COURSE IT WAS A HOON BABY”

by Fin the chin September 13, 2020