Hoople

(n) An unbridled fuckwit; moron; momo; one for whom PHONICS cannot work; a product of sibling mating.
(v) to hoople, or ‘hoople it up;’ to fuck some shit up in such a retard manner as to make it unclaimable by the intelligent

You fuckin hoople. That’s it. There is no conceivable other fucking way to describe you right now. You’re what the monkeys who fuck footballs look at for news. Your parents were imbeciles to begin with and you are the outcome. Thanks...dick for brains.

by TRNickAdams May 29, 2018

Hoogie Shack

When you take your weiner and sandwich it between the bosoms of a lady.

Last night man my lady wanted me to give her a Hoogie Shack. I had no idea what it was.

by That1Guy1991 July 7, 2011

hogle sampson

the retarded version of homer simpson and is on the ripoff to the simpsons the sampsons

hey dog do you wanna watch the sampsons? nah i dont like hogle sampson

by armpitfart September 4, 2018

Hoggle stick

A dick so big and hard if it hits you in the face it leaves a fat red imprint

”Your hoggle stick left a mark on my cheek”

by €m[|]• April 2, 2019

hooglas

A discriminational term/word against Eskimos

Get out of the damn artic you fucking hooglas!

by stunnabwoy February 22, 2021

Hoovlex

U dumb vrml captain who sprained his knees ice skating 💀💀💀

Dummy Hoovlex

by HOOVLEX March 24, 2022

hogglejocking

extreme tomfoolery, extraordinary hogglegogging

he caused a gas leak in a children’s hospital. what a horrible hogglejocking

by anofr August 15, 2023