hoofprint

The result of trying to type "google.com" by using the gesture feature on the Android stock keyboard.

Ok I'm gonna Google it... Hoofprint! WTF???

by phillips1012 January 8, 2013

Hofte Syndrome

Hofte Syndrome

When you're so stoned that you turn pale and lose control

Look at that guy, he's as white as a sheet! Typical case of Hofte Syndrome

Yesterday that dude had a Hofte Syndrome, he was laying behind the sofa

by Ibeh November 7, 2015

Up the Hoof

Phrase used to describe a female who has found herself to be in a state of pregnancy.

"Aww man, that girl I banged last month is up the hoof....I knew I should have wrapped my piece"

by Paulzovich April 8, 2015

Giggle and hoot

When you laugh and fart simultaneously.

"Fellas, I just ripped a phat giggle and hoot. It stinky."

by Serbo10 July 22, 2019

hooptie

Hooptie finds it's origins dating back to the mid 1950's. The original, corrupted phrase is 'Coupe D', referring to a Cadillac Coupe deVille. Over time, Coupe D was rolled together into hooptie. Used to describe everything from "any old car" (thank Shaq for that) or more specifically a large domestic sedan. Popularized by Sir Mix-a-lot, the word moved from a mere description to a slur. Oddly enough, the word can have a variety of meanings, depending on the context, ranging from pride of ownership to an outright insult.

"Man, check out this new hooptie I picked up. $500 and the dash is still perfect!"

"Dammit! my (insert cool car here) is in the shop. Guess I'll mob the hooptie to work."

"Well, it might be a hooptie, but hey, it's got it's own class of demolition derby."

by J.P.S. June 11, 2006

Hoof 5

V - A high-5 like hitting of the two hands only in a fist like manner, hitting the palms together in the shape of a horses' hoof. Can be accompanied by whinnying and other typical horse sounds/behaviors.

Give me a Hoof 5! -clip clop clip clop- NEEEeeeeeeehhhh!!!

by cornvillehope October 19, 2010

hoofer

A tap dancer from N.Y.C mostly. Usually the best tappers around.

"Did you see that boy dance?!!! That boy's a hoofer"
Savion Glover,Sandman Sym,Gregory Hiens,Lon Chany,Chuck Green,Busta Brown,Jimmy Slidel,Diane Walker

by Sid R. January 27, 2007