Robertois Honeus Mustardis

A person who has an extreme and unhealthy addiction to honey mustard.

Person 1: Hey look at Roberto Brillon eating honey mustard .

Person2: I heard he is a Robertois Honeus Mustardis!

Person 1: Stay as far away as possible or else you’ll become addicted as well.

by Asianduck November 30, 2017

honkstress

a honkeys mistress or partner on honktastic gangness
always a woman of tall stature obviously able to overpower the leader yet is loyal and bounces for a majority of the time ( never flat chested ) can be found mainly in the south

Honkey leader : wheres mah honkstress?!
Honkstress : *bounces along* right here honkah!
Honkey Leader : damn straight!
Leader and Honkstress : *honkey fists*

by Honk Maestro July 26, 2006

Honkysaurus Rex

A huge white dick. Thought to be non-existant or extinct

Pornos have fake Honkysaurus Rexes

by Bob December 9, 2003

hankus

a crooked asshole
it simply serves no purpose

you such a hankus

by baloonboptop May 11, 2010

Honks me out

To upset, put out of whack,irritate, or perturb

That customer service rep was rude; that really honks me out.

by BilltheLizard October 15, 2007

Honkas

Native for "monsters" or HONKA for "monster"...

"There's honkas in the basement...!!! I hear them whispering our names...."

"The honka grabbed my exposed, unblaketed foot, yanked me off the bed, and drug me under into whenever ending dark abyss!!!"

by BeautifulAsFire February 9, 2021

Hokus Tokus

1. the act of getting mysteriously high off of shwagg weed
2. Canadian DoomRock band

Man, I don’t know how I got so high off the hokus tokus shit..

by EnergyChasm January 1, 2012