Heitzel

Heitzel is amazing. She comes in a small package and is caramel in complexion. She has the cutest dimples that everyone wants to steal and she looks hot in glasses.

Her nickname is Pretzel. And shes adorable.

Guy: Check out that girl!

Other guy: Dude, she looks like a Heitzel.

by merode July 21, 2011

Flag

Get the Heitzel mug.

hoitch

n. Someone or something that is a combination of a ho and a bitch. It can be a compliment or an insult. adj. hoitchy, hoitchtacular, hoitchtastic, hoitcherific, hoitchful, hoitch-filled

1. "Emma Frost is a hoitch." 2. "My, Emma, you're looking hoitchy today!" 3. "Your hoitch-filled words sting." 4. "Have a hoitcherific day!" 5. "That movie was hoitchtastic!"

by Lainason January 17, 2007

Flag

Get the hoitch mug.

Related Words

hoitz • hoit • howitzer • Hoity toity • hoitch • holtzapple • heitz • Heitz Hall • Hitz • hitza

HOIT

Hand On the Inner Thigh. A sign of friendship or affection shown between friends and lovers of either sex. Also exercised when watching scary movies.

Amber: Today has been a total nightmare!
Jared: (places hand on thigh) Yeah, well chin up!
Amber: Your hand is on my thigh.
Jared: Congrats! You've been HOITed.

by Fastball35 October 31, 2011

Flag

Get the HOIT mug.

street howitzer

A shotgun, usually a twelve guage

ill take the 9 mil, u carry the street howitzer.

by utizzle January 11, 2008

Flag

Get the street howitzer mug.

Boner Howitzer

The Boner Howitzer was originally a concept invented by two kids in Kentucky. Its origins can be traced to a combination of Jewish-based hilarity and Penis-based comedy. The two came together to form the "Boner Howitzer". Typically, this is used as an expression of something being funny.

This term has also been used to describe a post-medieval style cannon shooting what appears to be a large phallus ejaculating upon itself at extremely high speeds.

Guy 1: "BONER HOWITZER!"
Guy 2: "WTF?"
Guy 1: *chuckle chuckle*

by Bhowitzer69 April 29, 2009

Flag