the act of tucking your balls and shlong back between your legs, yanking a mooner and running down the street. Also see fruit basket or fruit bowl.
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Jessica, doing as she always does, partakes in her ritual hoggen dausing causing her husband Nick to question the nature and root of her pre-learned manners.
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