hockey

The best sport ever, hands down. McGill University in Montreal was the first place to hold an organized hockey game between two informal teams in 1875. In 1877, McGill students established the first organized hockey team. It is said that McGill students founded modern hockey, creating the puck and the first set of rules. The first hockey game in the States was played at St. Paul's School in Concord, NH on the Lower School Pond.

Hockey, unlike golf, poker, pool, darts, hot dog eating contests and whatever other shit ESPN has recently decided is a sport, is an exciting and demanding game. While baseball games would put anyone to sleep, hockey would not.

by Walldoll August 4, 2006

hocker grove middle school

A school where thots get made fake wanna be gangster and a retarded ass pep club this school is known for fights
and such shit teachers.

Trailridge kid: Did you see that kid that got his ass beat?
Trailridge kid 2: it must've happened in hocker grove middle school

by ihatelife3223 February 18, 2018

hockey hickey

a bruise or welt appearing on a hockey player's body due to a puck impact, which looks like a hickey.

the goalie took a puck in the neck last week, and his hockey hickey still hasn't gone away.

by McInnes July 16, 2008

Hockey

The Best Sport

Harry: Hey. Wanna play Football?
Mark: Nah I'm off to play Hockey it's much better

by Iceman356 September 30, 2019

hockey hair

long , untamed hair usually capped with a hat with wings of hair flowing and curling up from under it. This hair flows easily out of hockey helmits and is becoming popular throughout hockey players everywhere.

Look at many college ice hockey players.

by George December 12, 2003

Hockey Players

the cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. We'll do anything and come back to tell his teammates about it. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl/guy is bein a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, goin' top shelf, countless hours of practice, bag skates,thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, packin' lips, the word "fuck", pick up, fights, let downs, miracles and most of all - the game, Hockey Why? Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is fine, because your invincible once you step on the ice, because a shot can make you smile all night, sniping the twine, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind. Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why? Why would someone push themselves so hard? It's not for the money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame. We do it because we love it

I wanna date a hockey players like dom brennan

by Dom from Brooklyn November 7, 2007

Horse Hockey

An old-fashioned sounding way to say "bullshit."

That's a load of horse hockey!

by AlgernonFTW June 4, 2009