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Hobknocker 

In Britain, hobknocker is an old term for the metal doorknockers that used to be on front-doors. Because of their rounded appearance, an association was made with the shape of a prominent women's mons veneris. It is probably from here that American definitions have acquired derogatory sexual connotations.
Scrooge saw Marley's face appear in the door's hobknocker
Hobknocker by ACProctor March 8, 2020
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Hobknocker 

When a man knocks you in the face with his hob (his dick)
"He is such a hobknocker for slapping her in the face with his dick like that."
Hobknocker by Ronaldmcdonald44 April 28, 2022

Hobknocker 

A Short Hairy man that makes out with animals
hes such a hobknocker!
Hobknocker by Somechick1423 October 22, 2011

hobknocker 

when you take your dick and slap someone else on the ass usually you have to be naked to hobknock
joey - slaps bobby on the ass with his dick

bobby - wtf you stupid hobknocker cunt!

Hobknocker 

Literal definition: Person who goes around hitting people's private parts.
Metaphorical definition: Can be implied as a jerk, or a person who hits for fun.
"Did you see that hobknocker in the halway?"
Hobknocker by Makan31114 March 14, 2018

Hobknocker 

An individual who finds that it pleases them to knock other people down in such a way that is comparable to aggressively inflicting physical pain to the most sensitive area of the genitalia.
Chace: the president is such a hobknocker.

Ashton: aye I can't believe the way he has no shame in how often he speaks so poorly of groups and communities outside of the rich, cisgender, white male population in the United States of America.
Hobknocker by BristolSlag July 10, 2018

hobknocker sucker 

When a hobknocker goes to hit someone in the face with his penis but before he can do it someone sucks his dick. Usually the hobknocker shouts ''HOBKNOCKER SUCKER.'' and then passes out.
I was walking down a street, peacefully until a hobknocker sucker was in sight I then ran home.

It was 2am.....
hobknocker sucker by Zer0sec November 10, 2019