Hobknocker

1. A person that engages in sexual activities with animals

2. Someone who masturbates in public

3. A person that frequently grabs other peoples genitalia

Hobknockers are usually men

1. Nick is such a hobknocker, he is dating his dog.

2. Jack was being a hobknocker in school today, it was so gross!

3. Sarah grabbed his junk! What a hobknocker!

by CubbyBunie666 August 27, 2014

Hobknocker

A guy or girl that has sex with a prostute and has their ass on a doorknob while doing it.

"Dude did you see that hobknocker!"

"Yeah Ikr?!"

by Ali Woosley February 24, 2009

Hobknocker

Used to describe a pair of two really large breast implants, that a docter implanted well he was drunk. The breast are normally super uneven, and look more like mountains. In most cases one mountain is ALOT larger than the other one.

Brittney Spears: "Did you see Linsey's new hobknockers?"

Hilary Duff: "Yeah I know I heard the docter got wasted, because she gave him a blowjob."

by Captain Obvously Awesome April 28, 2009

Hobknocker

A really cool nerd. Someone who'll fix your computer and then suck your dick.

"Hey man, who's that Hobknocker?"

"That's Mr. Hudson!!"

by I.B. 2010 February 26, 2009

Hobknocker

When a man knocks you in the face with his hob (his dick)

"He is such a hobknocker for slapping her in the face with his dick like that."

by Ronaldmcdonald44 April 28, 2022

Hobknocker

In Britain, hobknocker is an old term for the metal doorknockers that used to be on front-doors. Because of their rounded appearance, an association was made with the shape of a prominent women's mons veneris. It is probably from here that American definitions have acquired derogatory sexual connotations.

Scrooge saw Marley's face appear in the door's hobknocker

by ACProctor March 8, 2020

hobknockers

tits

she had some nice hobknockers

by jman24 February 1, 2021