better hoagie down

something you say when you have a prolonged dispute with your significant other while you are under the impression that they are trying to gaslight you because they keep making the same cryptic statement every morning but refuse to elaborate on it or even acknowledge that they said it, right before you find out that your significant other wasn't even home most of the time you were having these delusions, and that you were actually in a drug-induced state of psychosis that was caused by you mistakenly taking their prescription antipsychotic drugs.

"It's cold out there. Better hoagie down."

by jernsdeath May 3, 2023

hoagie shack

When you take your wiener and sandwich it between the bosoms of a lady.

you're a guy, haven't you given an old fashioned hoagie shack?

by some like it hot January 28, 2008

Hooker Hoagie

The act of throwing lunch meats at a hooker and trying to get them to stick.

Mark and Steve payed a little extra for the pleasure of throwing Salami and Bologna at Harris hoping to get them to stick thus making a Hooker Hoagie.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 25, 2019

hobaring

Hobaring is the act of living like Jung Hoseok aka J-Hope and it involves being a ray of sunshine to others, spreading smiles and always being the eternal comfort and hope to others and to yourself as well

Nothing, I'm just hobaring

by hobi's hope May 1, 2021

Hobaning

The act of running Upstart Goblins and Reckless Greeds in everything.

He's Hobaning his Water deck because it's a combo deck, and he wants to draw his combo cards.

by Collin79 February 7, 2014

hobaggery

1. The act of being a hobag.
2. General term for whorish activities attributed to hobags and their counterpart, the skank-ho. See urban dictionary entry for hobag.

You need to quit all that hobaggery, last time I was this close to not picking your ass up downtown after you lost your panties in Reno. It took us hours to drive back here to Fort Worth!

by kristanelise October 27, 2006

Hobasity

Being so greatly overweight.

Hobasity is slang, not an actual word.

by ThatOliBoy June 21, 2019