Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"how do you know she is a witch"
"She looks like one"
"I'm not a witch! I'M not a witch! They dressed me up like this and this isn't my nose it's a false one."
"I see. Eh.. Did you dress her up like this?"
"Well, nose a bit. Yeah a bit."
"Tell me. What do you do with witches?"
"Burn them! Burn!"
"And then why do witches burn. Hmmm.."
"Because they're, made of wood?"
"So how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"Eh.. Build a bridge out of 'er"
"But can not you also build bridges out of stone?"
"Oh yeah"
"Does wood sink in water?"
"No no it floats. Throw her into the pond!"
"Wait! What also floats in water?"
"Umm.. very small rocks. churches. lead!"
"A duck"
"presicly!"
"So logically.."
"If she weighs the same as a duck, then shes made outta wood."
"And therefore"
"She's a witch!"

somepeople call me.. Tim?

by Tom Bombadillo June 29, 2005

Holy grail of all jobs

The key to a ghost job is inside the holy grail. outside the cave where indiana jones killed the nazis in indiana jones and the last crusade is the holy grail (Here is why the nazi's wanted the chest..supposedly Hitler wanted it). Inside the golden chest there is a white sheet, the main ingredient in the Geej. This sheet is a Ghost hunters main weapon in order to become a ghost buster and the picture evidence to not be a Danny Phantom, (poser). But the holy grail of all jobs is the ghost job.

God: I Place Thy sheet into the holy grail, so that a lucky ghost hunter can ghost bust a ho. This Job is the holy grail of all jobs. I here by send thy chest down onto the Earth.

The holy grail, holding the sacred sheet has not been found.

by Dr. Cock pHD. December 27, 2011

holy guacamole

Cleaner way of saying holy crap.

B-I just became famous!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!Can i go on tour with you?

B-No

J-Holy guacamole!!!Why not?

B-Because i dont like you!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

B-Stop saying that it's annoying!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

B-I'm leaving!!!

J-Holy guacamole!!!

by brzy4ever!! December 20, 2013

holy fuck

An exclamation, much like "Holy Shit!", but more offensive, which is good.

"Holy Fuck, that fart must have had 75 Hobo Power!"

by none of yer dam bidness December 20, 2003

Holy Shitola

An exclamation of surprise.

Holy Shitola it's cold outside!

by pcook June 22, 2012

holy view

Seeing a man/woman bare naked with breasts/genitals exposed. Typically used when a man sees a woman's breasts for the first time.

Pinder stripped off her clothing and gave me a holy view of her body.

by Pintho November 29, 2016

holymcfuckaroni

A word used when suprised or injured, usually in place of foul language. Also used when happy.

Holymcfuckaroni that watermelon was good!!

Holymcfuckaroni my toe!!!!

by Mcharris June 3, 2018