Meat-Hippy

A young man or woman, under thirty, who lives a combination lifestyle of 1960's Hippy and weight lifting Meat-Head.

A: Ben really likes to go to festivals, doesn't he?
B: Yeah, he wears a lot of tie-dye for a guy that's totally jacked and eats protein.
A: Knows more about Floyd than anyone I've ever met.
B: Can bench more than anyone I've ever met.
A: Must be a Meat-Hippy.
B: What a Meat-Hippy.

by ManlyMorish September 9, 2015

Hispander

Verb: to Hispander means to pander to Hispanics.

Noun: an Hispander is one who panders to Hispanics.

The term was created by Mickey Kraus (Slate Magazine), popularized by Linda Bentley (Sonoran News), and is currently practiced by many low-life politicians.

Dick Gephardt's recent Hispandering proposal to "legalize undocumented immigrants who have lived in the United States for five years and worked in the country for two years . . ."

by Mark Yannone February 17, 2008

hispanic time

It refers to the amount of time that a Hispanic, particularly Spanish people, say they'll be somewhere and the time they are there. If you're gonna meet them at 16:00, the interval is from 16:20 to 18:30 usually, but be sure that they'll show up at least 20min late, i've lived in Spain for 18 years now and I can swear it's always like that.

(this is a real conversation I had with a Spanish friend)
him- Why are you mad at me now?
me- is your fuckin' watch broken or what? you said you were going to come at nine and it's ten!
him- I'm not late enough! I'd maybe be late if I had shown up at twelve.

hispanic time...

by FrankieHamish October 24, 2006

Hippy Barthday

An ironic anagram of "Happy Birthday"; Hippies by stereotype don't have baths, & "Barth" is the stereotypical pronunciation "toffs"/rich folk make. Double serving of irony & a jestful way to wish Happy Birthday.

Hippy Barthday!

by chillicontoefu July 8, 2012

Hispasian

The offspring of a Hispanic man/woman and an Asian man/woman. A rarity in modern society.

I suspect that the perfect hispasian would be the love child of Kim Jong-il and Penélope Cruz.

by Arizona Fruit Punch March 21, 2009

hippyflip

When one ingests both shrooms and ecstasy at the same time.

"Dude I hippyflipped and it was the shit!!"

or

"If I wanted to hippyflip, I would have to ingest both magic mushrooms and ecstasy."

by ren0 June 1, 2006

hippy tree

a sticker that you put up in random places.

dude i wonder how they got that hippy tree sticker there.

ya i know man its crazy!

by yeeeparty December 27, 2009