And then he turned the gun on himself

A mock headline. Said as a hyothetical reporter at the scene of a workplace shooting. One who is fed up with the idiocy of a group and is letting them know it.

Supervisor: What are you people doing? I need those reports. I need them in 20 minutes

Guy one: Jim said he was going to do them.
Supervisor: Well, where's Jim?
Lisa: I think he went out some where maybe with Sue.
Supervisor: Sue where's Jim?
Sue: Think he's with Lisa.
Supervisor: And then He turned the gun on himself.

by Nickola1 October 21, 2010

Pulled himself out of his own ass

When said person comes out of nowhere and scares the shit out of you.

When playing an online FPS someone comes out of nowhere and kicks your ass

I was jerking it friday when my dad popped outta nowhere and smashed my dick-hole, He literally pulled himself out of his own ass!

I was watching all exits of the small building when i suddenly got knifed in the back, i swear that guy pulled him self out of his own ass!

by Informerer December 19, 2008

Big Slick Himself

Big Slick Himself, or BSH, is a young tycoon who specializes in business. BSH is an American icon and has been recognized as such in several countries. Do You know BSH?

I saw Big Slick Himself at the mall the other day, he was shopping for new Armani suits and was driving his new Lamborghini.

by I'm Him August 14, 2008

Himseam

The depth, in inches, of a man's anal cavity.

Lance and Gary took turns measuring Steve's himseam. Lance came in a little short at 5 and a half inches, while Gary threw it in for the full 6 and 7/8's.

by Jay Cut August 5, 2007

Death Himself

The reaper of souls, keeper of all secrets and a regular on ABS.

I Fear nothing but Death Himself.

by Death Himself June 6, 2004

woah, some guy just shat himself

Why are you looking this up? The definition is basically the fucking title. You shitfaced fucking narwhal.

This phrase is what you would use to express the fact that some guy just left a shit in their pants.

"Woah, some guy just shat himself, wanna go sniff it and put it on the black market?"

by Mark Hamill's imaginary friend February 2, 2018

shit himself

when a "sum1" lost somthing from his ass into his boxers

"gutted mate u crapped your boxers, hahaha, now u get stuck 2 chairs"

by gutted September 9, 2003