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hinduballer

the only Hindu to play basketball. he has the skills to combine curry and black aggressiveness into one whole package. usually very fucking tall and has a shoe size of 14.
yo Urjit man you drilled so many shots man!FUCK I COULD BARELY GUARD YOU!! you were acting like a real fucking hinduballer
by Urjit Dave November 5, 2009
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Fo Shindu My Hindu

I find my views congruent with yours, my friend of Indian origin who follows the religion of Hinduism!
Indian Man: Ah, yes! I would like to arrange a marriage with that hot mama right there!
Other Guy: Fo Shindu My Hindu!
by MAX POWER November 3, 2003
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Dirty Hindu

After having anal sex, the man dots the womans forehead with his penis leaving a shit spot.
I pulled out and gave your mom a dirty hindu last night.
by T. Cotton October 28, 2007
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Hindu

First of all, as a Hindu who has been raised by Hindu parents, I'm seriously insulted by some of these definitions! A Hindu is not a hippie, by definiton. Hinduism is not polytheism. Jains are not Hindus. And we are not evil blood-sucking vegetarians or whatever the hell you think.

Okay, Hinduism is not actually a religion. Just thought I'd clear that up. A Hindu was one who lives in the Indus Valley Civilization, near the Indus river. They were the most advanced people in the world (we invented the sewer system, bitch!). They had many different religions that were very similiar, such as Advaita.

These religions were actually monotheistic. God is one but exists in different forms. You can pray to one form for strength and protection, and pray to another form for wisdom and knowledge. It keeps things simple. Each form has a female counterpart, but once again, these are simply incarnations. There is only one God. When you pray to Vishnu, you're just praying to God. When you pray to Durga, you're still praying to God.

The religions from the Hindu civilization have been merged to form the religion we know today as Hinduism. Those who are Hindus by blood are the descendants of this great civilization. Those who convert aren't, but they're cool anyway.

Hindus pray in temples. The 'dot on the forehead' is known as a bindi. It's there for medical reasons, actually. Those really old scientists knew that that place just above where your eyebrows meet is also an important place for the nerves in your brain.
"That woman is a Hindu"

"ROFLMAO!!!! ThAT bRoWn Gai iS a HiNDOO!!!!!" <---this is incorrect. Not all brown people are Hindus.
by Who cares who I am? November 14, 2006
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hindu

A major religion in India, with an abundance of followers. Despite being one of the most liberal religions in the world, some assholes enjoy bashing it for no reason other than to feel better about their pathetic selves, people like jason styXxX, a fucking asshole. people who bash other religions need to rethink their own, because it obviously isnt doing them any good.
sushmita sen is a hindu.

jason styXxX is an asshole.
by aideen May 19, 2007
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Hinduism

Hinduism is a religion based mainly in India. It's followers are part of a caste system. A caste system is like a hierarchy from which you cannot change. If you were born a peasant then you will stay a peasant.
According to Hinduism your life must be devoted to good. If, for some reason, you do not fulfill what is required to reach Nirvana (the state of peace after reincarnation) then you will be reincarnated into some other form of life, be it human or animal. This state of reincarnation goes on and on until in one of your lives you are deemed good enough for Nirvana.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ December 2, 2010
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Internet Hindus

A term coined by Sagarika Ghose (famous for her stupid tweets, pro-Congress pro-Gandhis stand), CNN-IBN Journalist, in 2010 out of frustration for people essentially belonging to the Right Wing political ideology, mostly visible as twitter handles. These are often characterized as Staunch Nationalists, Unapologetic Hindus, Strong Paid Media Critics, Tired of decades of Dynasty rule of Nehru-Gandhi clan, Haters of Indian Secularism (which mainly is nothing but appeasement of Muslim voters), Pro-BJP, anti-Congress, Die Hard Fans of Narendra Modi
Motto: Nation First Always
Internet Hindus Bharatiya Sanghi Right-Wing Paid Media
by APism November 12, 2012
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