HILF

in engineering, "highway I'd like to fabricate"

- Real Civil Engineer, YouTube

"The Spaghetti Junction in Birmingham, United Kingdom is definitely a HILF."

HILF by rew4dfuh3hjiu4dr3indre May 25, 2025

Hilfingered

Describing the act of being fucked over in a computer science course. Originated from UC Berkeley's professor's name.

A: Man, this project is taking so long to do
B: We're being Hilfingered

A: Want to hang out tonight with the crew?
B: Nah, man I'm getting Hilfingered tomorrow for my 61B exam

Hilfingered by Ddyradish September 2, 2020

tommy hilfiger 

An American designer that started out unknown and unsure as to how big he would become. As it turns, out, most everyone has heard of Hilfiger. Unfortunately, he charges rediculous prices for his products, which are of poor quality. Unlike other designers whom have the highest of quality and one-of-a-kind designs, Hilfiger is nothing more than poor quality, urban clothes, that are annoyingly-plastered with "Tommy" or "Tommy Hilfiger" all over it. His lack of design variation (he seems to think red, white, and blue is utterly original) has made his products extremely boring. After the first two years or so, everything he's produced since is the same as the last, making fashion critics skeptical as to what his fans find so amazing about his designs (or lack thereof), and why people choose to wear his tasteless urban trash.

Hilfiger fan: "I paid $50 dollars for a white t-shirt that has "Tommy Hilfiger" plastered across the front."

Versace fan: "It must have been hand-made, right"

Hilfiger fan: "No, it was made in some sweat shop in China by little kids."

tommy hilfiger by oh no she didn't! September 1, 2005

Tommy Hilfiger 

A designer who insists on making all his clothing red, white, and blue and stamps his name on all articles sold. His main target audiance is upper class yuppies, wiggers, and wankstas.

Wankster: Shoot, girl, don't chu dirty up my new Tommy pumps!
Yup: Ahh, I just love my new onyx Tommy cords! They brethe soo nicely!

Tommy Hilfiger by lexie Newman January 26, 2004

hilfuckinarious 

even funnier than hilarious.
hilarious taken to the extreme.

damn bro did you see that guy bust his ass last night? it was hilfuckinarious!

hilfuckinarious by milligan July 28, 2005

Tommy Hilfinger 

That guy who always flicks his girl's bean in public. This includes movie theatres, Ubers, trains, planes, and even Farris wheels.

That guy is such a Tommy hilfinger, his hand was in her pants the whole tractor ride!

Tommy Hilfinger by iloveboobs9076354283 January 18, 2017

tommy hilfiger 

A great line of clothing for wealthy, rich, white people. Tommy Hilfiger is a great man with quality clothes, and I like the fact that his line of clothing isn't designed for N dots.

Tommy Hilfiger is awesome, and his clothes are nice.

tommy hilfiger by Jeff Fassero May 28, 2006