Cheesy Handy

When you put cheese wiz in between your fingers and proceed to give someone a handjob. If people can put whipped cream on their nipples why can't I put cheese wiz on my penis?

"Hey hon why don't you give me a cheesy handy tonight?"

by bugprsn July 20, 2019

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The Handy Special

The Handy Special is a Newbury Park legend, not a myth but fact. Commonly described as the ultimate pain of one’s popliteal, hammy, and calves. Lengend is told that The Handy Special is and only performed by BWH the legend himself, commonly performed with the grip end of a a driver with an extra stiff shaft, double armed swung directly to the back of one’s knee area. If one is a victim of The Handy Special should seek out medical attention immediately. If not treated will result in muscle failure, muscle decay, extreme foot fungus, ED, COPD, and tendency to change genders.

“Oh my lord that kid is late to the van, he’s getting the Handy Special”
“I wasn’t able to to produce offspring after that”
“First victim was Connor Phillpot”

by NP Lengends and Folklore April 9, 2019

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Heidy

an amazing, energetic, smart, styling, funny, gorgeous girl. She laughs at everything and is almost always smiling. She has alot of flaws but on the inside is a person with alot of emotion and personality. She likes to keep things inside of her and is always smiling even if something is hurting her. She is beautiful both inside and out and attracts a few haters because they are jealous of her supreme godliness and beauty. This girl definitely has a temper, but she controls it most of the time. A Heidy is an one of kind and very rare. Shes super pretty and fresh. She is a dude magnet. Every guy on this planet is lucky to have her. She's a beautiful gift.

Damn look at her, Shes hott!!" "Of course she is, that's Heidy

by freshx12 August 13, 2010

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Vandy Handy

A Vandy Handy is when a college coed (from said school) nakedly stands on her head with with legs spread wide in a "V" while simultaneously giving a hand job to the guy. The Vandy Handy is completed when the guy cums on the coed's chin.

Eric drunkenly left the party with that sorority girl and headed back to the apartment, where she gave him a Vandy Handy.

by dirt nasty d October 3, 2011

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Handygram

The act of giving the gift of a Hand Job, for any Holiday.

Tom: Guess what I got for Valentine's day?
Josh: What did you get?
Tom: Paige gave me a Handygram, and I came everywhere.
Josh: NO WAY!! I got one too!!

by Founders People November 2, 2010

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