So help me God

A little phrase used to sound powerful while making a threat.

John: If you rat me out, so help me God I will break out of jail and snap your neck!

Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?

by 2009ends October 4, 2009

HELP ME

The people at urban dictionary have kidnapped me, and are forcing me to write 10 definitions every minute. I think there are at least 3 other people here. They only feed me bread with a cup of water for breakfast lunch and dinner. I haven't bathed since they kidnapped me. I am surrounded by metal walls. PLEASE HELP ME

HELP ME, I have been kidnapped by Urban Dictionary, but don't worry this is a joke.

by TennisPlayer69 June 2, 2021

help lah

A phrase to express one's shock at another's inability to perform supposedly simple tasks.

A phrase to express one's surprise or disbelief at another's unconventional way of performing a task.

It can also be used to showcase one's frustration when something does not go as planned.

1. Help lah! You're already an adult, yet you do not know how to tie your shoelaces.

2. Help lah! The MRT service has been disrupted due to a track fault yet again!

by Nungbak September 26, 2017

help

dude there's a freaking ginormous spider just staring at me please send help aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by IWILLSKINYOURMOM April 2, 2020

helpmelp

helpmelp is the biggest gay in mano county lmao

person: you know helpmelp?
person2: yeah he gay

by melpisgay February 7, 2021

Help Wanted

Help Wanted is first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. It aired on May 1, 1999, and it's plot revolves around SpongeBob joining the Krusty Krab.

The official SpongeBob channel has uploaded Help Wanted onto YouTube. Give it a watch.

by The Chicken Didn't Die in Vain September 13, 2021

Hellhole Foods

A place to buy groceries that promise to add to your quality of life, but do the opposite by removing the quantity of your bank account.

Ugh, I just spent all my rent money at Hellhole Foods on these 3 bags of organic fruits and veggies and some bespoke salt.

by Luxmatic February 12, 2022