help

a ruthless beating of an absolute moron

Zach: Hey, I think that's the crackhead who fucked my stereo and stole my wife!

John: Let's go give him some help, heh heh.

Zach: Damn right ! That's exactly what that motherfucker needs.

by Dr. Gonzo March 6, 2004

Helpful

The act of assisting your partner getting his penis back in you after it fell out during sex.

My girlfriend was helpful last night after, my cock slipped out while she was riding me.

by Captian Unicorn May 5, 2003

Help

What one says when they need a beer.

Anyone need any help?
I need help.

by Floyd kid September 24, 2010

help

Screwing a girl to help her cope with being away from home

Don't tell him that I helped his girlfriend.

by Craig A. Pond January 5, 2005

HELP

What white women use in texting instead of “lol” or “lmao.”

Guy: Texts mildly funny thing

White Woman: HELP

by OilySaltine August 9, 2023

Help

This is a sign that you are not ok. Go get some help.

You are mentally unstable or have a Shrek addiction, get some help

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

HELP

it’s not help for people

it’s means of you are dying of laughter, just for quirky, you don’t have to put “IM LAUGHING SO HARD” instead of “HELPP”

Person: HELP LOOK AT THIS VIDEO, ITS SO FUNNY

Other person: GIRL HELPPP GNN

by anatas November 30, 2022