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Zap Head

A person who lacks basic attentiveness, indiscriminately oblivious to surroundings, who chronically blunders, forgets or overlooks things, usually through lack of foresight, planning or basic common sense and mental ineptitude. Implies that said individual's brain is permanently or impermanently zapped, or short-circuited into malfunction.
Yo! Emmanuel blew up his third microwave this year, after leaving the same spoon in his soup again.. What a Zap Head!
by adg3.com December 8, 2010
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head glitch

while playing call of duty you get behind something where only your head is showing but you can still shoot your gun as if nothing is in front of you
dang i just got killed by a kid head glitching the wall
by scott kpv August 20, 2011
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Head for life

It is when you get head (blow jobs), for the rest of your life from someone. It usually comes up from a crazy bet to win a football game or something else stupid.
Bristol: we are going to lose
Pat: no we're gonna win.
Bristol: ...we re gonna lose
Pat: okay well if we win then you owe me head for life, and if we lose then ill buy 50 cheeseburgers from McDonalds.
Bristol: okay fine
20 min later and after the team wins
Bristol: fuck
Pat: haha hell yeah
by bjbob567 December 12, 2009
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Tampon Head

An ugly blonde who has tips that look like they have been dyed with the blood of a tampon.
"Who's that? She's ugly as hell!"
"WATCH OUT, IT'S TAMPON HEAD!"
by MMSGIRL2016 May 16, 2016
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keep your head on a swivel

To be alert, or just be watching around you
Guy1: Cops is lurking, keep your head on a swivel
Guy2: Aight g, you too
by TexasMadeCuzzo December 7, 2016
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Get your head out of the gutter!

The idiom "Get your head out of the gutter" means to stop thinking dirty thoughts when someone tells you to.
My Friend: *thinks of dirty thoughts and says it out loud*
Me: Get your head out of the gutter!
by Kylem14843 July 22, 2019
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swap head

"Yo, you a fine ass bitch, let's swap head."
by Anythinggoes123 September 8, 2016
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