Haver

Noun

One who has a lot of something, who prides themselves into something.
Often applied after another noun.

Not to be confused with the Verb, Not to be taken seriously

(person) is a Sex haver
is a Bitcoin haver
is a Card haver
is a Girlfriend haver

by Gab9 December 28, 2025

Aids-haver

Someone who has Aids, but keeps it a secret. This phrase is used derogatorily to expose someone who has Aids and neglects to tell sexual partners, orgy members, and one-night stands.

Jerome was a valued member of the sex cult, untill it was revealed he was an Aids-haver.

by Lord Of Worms May 18, 2023

Sex Haver

A term used to describe someone after a heroic or legendary feat granting them sexhaver status as a show of respect. Whilst most commonly used in association with personal act it can take other forms to further describe impressive contributions to friends.

“Sam just downed a Tropicana in less than ten seconds what a sexhaver”

Sex Haver ~Adjective~ Legendary or heroic person or feat

by Skelly.1878 June 29, 2023

Vagina haver

Derogatory term for female.

Often used by incels or simply out of spite.

Karen: Imagine being a hikineet sitting on your ass playing videogames 24/7 instead of having a job and socializing with real people. What a bunch of no-life losers.

John: >Vagina haver

Opinion discarded.

by schizoposting March 17, 2023

cock-haver

a cock-haver is someone who has a cock, now it isn't limited to just males, but trans females who haven't had surgery, or nonbinary folks who happen to be cack-havers

"dude she's pretty"
"she's a cock-haver though"
"even better"

by seanthewordmaker April 28, 2024

THE HAVERS

Finesse lane Artist, DINERO3x & Will Shmula Dropped a project called “The Havers” & The name stuck with them. THEY’RE LITERALLY HAVING EVERYTHING.. Motion, bitches, money and more .

Did you hear stone cold by Dinero3x & Will Shmula? It’s on their joined tape called “THE HAVERS”

Did you see who’s in the club again? The havers & their section is jumping

I CANT WAIT FOR THE HAVERS 2

That Dinero boy is cute i heard he’s apart of THE HAVERS

WILL SHMULA IS SO FUNNY i heard he’s apart of The Havers

Did you see THE HAVERS dumb or lit podcast ?

by Nyasia222 May 1, 2024