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hallmark handsome

A conventionally good looking guy who should be a catch, but when you get to know him you discover he's boring, with little personality. Usually has chiseled features, short hair, six o'clock shadow. Can be found wearing button down blue shirts, however, there may be some disguised in edgier garb. Do not be fooled. Still Hallmark handsome!
What do you think of Brad?

He's cute and nice but has zero game and you can't talk to him about anything. He's Hallmark handsome.
by nicolasix December 10, 2019
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Halmark

A record label in the 60s and 70s that put people's lyrics to music for a small fee. They claimed to have a full orchestra, unlike the other song poem companies; while they sounded like they had a full orchestra, actually they would just use the same tracks a bunch of times.
Steve: "Hey Lisa, which Halmark track do you like best, "Jesus The King Of The Jews", "God's Mercy", "My Daddy He Died In 1969", or "From The Manger To The Cross"?
Lisa: "They all sound the same."Steve: "Yeah, I don't know if it's a low budget nightmare or a psychology experiment; they keep using the same tapes!"
by Seshie October 20, 2020
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Hallmarky

art, objects or design considered to be in poor taste because of excessive garishness or sentimentality, but sometimes appreciated in an ironic or knowing way
This card you made is super hallmarky
by Magbee_ December 16, 2021
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Speciesism’s hallmark

A gesture to the fact that allowing Speciesism to persist without some type of government over watch to keep it in check may over time greatly increase the chances of major disease pandemics happening, including diseases that have the ability to kill large numbers of people.
Dan: Its really sad that so many people have died from Covid-19.
Baxten: It is sad, but what’s even sadder, at least in my opinion, is the fact that all of this may have been averted if the Obama and Trump Presidential Administrations had done a better job trying to pass regulations to reduce the impact of Speciesism by doing things like requiring pet insurance to provide coverage for preventive health care visits and pressure states to pass regulations to reform their animal healthcare systems to make them more effective, accessible, and cost efficient.
Dan: That part I also agree with you on. Disease outbreaks like this are Speciesism’s hallmark after all.
by Vanguard 1998 March 12, 2021
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Ms. Hallmark

A teacher or SRMS who need to go to hell
I’m pretty sure she came straight from hell and moved to the US. She will probably yell at you for tieing your shoe.
Person 1: Ms. Hallmark reminds me of the grinch!
Person 2: really? For me she’s the blowfish for sure!
Person 3: well, she is probably a mix of the grinch, blob fish, and satan combined!
by Goddamnitsally!!!! March 23, 2019
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