Hatchet Wound

A womans private area.

That whore's got a stinky hatchet wound!

by POLKSTA March 10, 2009

Man-Hatchet

A penis of significant length and girth so as to allow the wielder to swing it like a hatchet. Commonly used as a show of dominance over a sexual conquest, or to humiliate a downed opponent after battle.

If bro wants smoke I'll hammer him in the face with my man-hatchet.

by The Man-Hammer November 10, 2021

go hatchet

to get mad, to go on a mad one, to get stuck in, to tear it up

Ye heading out tonight, we'll go hatchet on it

by higgobia October 26, 2011

Portside hatchet

The act of fucking a female while on a boat and once finished you hack her into to pieces and proceed to throw her off the boat.

I just did the portside hatchet with Sally. She is no more.

by Mr. Cock and ball torture February 2, 2022

hatchet man

the most awsome symbol in the whole world wicked clowns for life phycopathic till the day i die muhfockuu

look its hatchet man.

by jacob beausoleil January 17, 2010

hatchet-face

An unfortunate man or woman whose face seems to be collapsing inward from a blow to the face possibly caused by a hatchet. Commonly unattractive, these people attempt to give their lives meaning by fervently studying and referring to their inner-beauty.

Holy shit, I wish hatchet-face would shut the fuck up.

by NateDoggFoReal January 11, 2006

hatchet wound

a females reproductive organ, in the way it could kind of resemble

her pussy looked like a hatchet wound

by matt von March 8, 2008