hazard high school

a small school in hazard, ky where the principal's name is happy and the majority of the teachers are chain smokers. of the 300-so kids there are about 20 non-white kids in the school. most of the kids grew up together and are smokers and drinkers. the principal is known to play cards with the kids at lunch as well as provide alcohol to all the major parties. students enjoy in-school-suspention and make it a game to get paddled by the principal (note: principal opens the blinds to his office when he paddles regulars so the students can enjoy the show) hazard has a very strong rivalry aginst perry county central to the point where we can no longer play aginst them. despite all this, we somehow remain top 10 in the state test scores. go figure.

there should be a study on alcohol and tabacco raising the iq a few points. its the only way to explain hazard high school's test scores...

by dandydo April 16, 2009

Hazardaround

An improperly designed roundabout which takes away driving surface from an intersection and makes driving, bicycling and walking more complicated, difficult, dangerous and slower.

There is another fender bender clogging the the hazardaround. The sociologineer traffic planner approved the expensive hazardaround project despite public protest and the board rejecting it.

by psnack February 2, 2009

Hotard

Adj. 1.) One who is whoreishly retarded.
2.) A mentally challeged ho.
3.) A bus line in Biloxi

"I once knew a girl that, in lieu of a condom, let a man penetrate her with a plastic Target bag. Damn! She is Hotarded!"

Joe:"Man do I have a case of the Sabertooth Crotch Crickets."
Bob:"You fucking hotard!"

by pi'mp July 29, 2008

the gooks of hazard

a swift tv show involving jet-li and some other slant eyed fellows doing crazy stunts in tokyo (with their toyotas and hondas.......... they usually just use their nos powered roller skates

the americans wont have any trouble seeing us with their big american eyes

by scott wakeling April 11, 2003

hatari

Codename: Hatari

John Waynes code name for Africa

AkA IKE

Ike: "What's up my Hataris!"
Ike: "What's up my nigies"
Anthony: "I dont get it"
Martin: "Lets get some 40's and go Wang Chung down by the river.

by gay carl December 16, 2004

hazardmobile

The term "hazardmobile" generally refers to a small reddish domestic car (Ford) driven by a crazy irishman (who goes to Fairfax High School). The hazardmobile (OR hazard mobile) usally has a small amber (or yellow) light on the roof of the car. It also has a VHF-FM two-way radio installed in it. Because the irishman is crazy, the car also has a manual tranmission in it and an incredibly small engine.

See the red car with the yellow police flasher on the roof and the large antenna on the trunk. Yup. That's the hazardmobile.

by IrishRepublicanArmy May 18, 2004

Heatardation

The effect of excessive hot weather which causes people to think, speak and move very slowly.

"Sorry I didn't read that book; it's 100 degrees out and I'm suffering from a severe case of heatardation."

by People Paula August 19, 2012