Skin Harmonica

The vagina. Derived from the male counterpart, skin flute. The back and forth motion of the head while performing oral sexual stimulation onto the vagina conjures images of the coolest blues jazz players going to town on their harmonicas.

Joe: Hey John, do you play any instruments?

John: Only the skin harmonica.

Joe: Never heard of that, what does it sound like?

John: Moaning.

by Ronductor August 14, 2008

hermonica

Clitoris; Female love instrument

I was up playing the hermonica all night long. HHHMMMMM!!!

by Dan Opp April 20, 2006

Harmonicians

A secret organization for Harmonica players.

Those are some stupid Harmonicians.

by Chavo596 April 27, 2009

harmonica guy

Noun: A guy who always has a harmonica on him. Unlike guitar guy, he does not have the harmonica on him specifically to impress others. He has it on him as a security blanket, to practice wherever he wants, to busk for money, and sometimes to impress others.

“That harmonica guy chose a really annoying instrument”

“This harmonica guy wants to sit in, that cool?”

“HEY HARMONICA GUY! Can you play TIMBER?!”

by GabuhGabuh22 July 11, 2020

meat harmonica

a vagina, specifically referring to the vagina lips region (a.k.a. her meat sheets)

"I want to play her meat harmonica."

by shelc May 22, 2010

Hollywood Harmonica

When a man is receiving oral copulation and the person performing the action begins to suck along the side of his penis, very reminiscent of the way one would play the harmonica.

"Damn, Jessica gives one hell of a blowjob! She even teased my balls while giving me a Hollywood Harmonica!"

by Madman Bedswerver April 26, 2023

Hairmonica

When your mustache hair gets caught in the harmonica you’re jammin’ on and it hurts like a bitch.

Bobo wasn’t just getting into the blues when he hit that last note, he was in pain ‘cuz he was playing hairmonica.

by HumaneAnimal November 8, 2017