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Harlesden

Small part of North West London (NW10), in the Southern district of the London borough of Brent. Harlesden consists of a few areas: Harlesden, Stonebridge, Church End, Kensal Green.

- To the East of Central Harlesden is Kensal Green, Kensal Rise, Cricklewood, Queens Park, Wormwood Scrubs and Kilburn Park.

- To the West of Harlesden is Stonebridge, Monks Park, Alperton and Wembley Central.

- To the North of Harlesden is Church End, Willesden, Dollis Hill, St Raphaels, Brent Park and Neasden.

- To the South of Harlesden is Park Royal, Hanger Lane, North Acton and Ladbroke Grove.

-NW10 borders other postcodes: NW6, NW2, NW9, HA0, HA9, W5, W3, W12, W10.

(1) Notorious for gang violence and general crime since the 1980's. In 2000 Harlesden was recognised as the 'murder capital of England'. Particularly the areas around Church Road, Curzon Cresent, Hillside, Shakespeare Crescent and other areas near Stonebridge and Church End.

(2) Harlesden has many leisure facilities such as clubs and is well-known for this.

(3) Television documentaries such as 'Heart of Harlesden' and 'My Shakespeare' has drawn a lot of media attention to the area.

Transport which serves Harlesden/Willesden Junction:

-Buses: N18, 18, 187, 206, 220, 224, 226, 228, 260, 266, 487
-Tube: Harlesden, Willesden Junction

Other transport which serve closely to Harlesden:

-Buses: 440, 112, 6, 28, 52, 302, 452, 611, 98, N98
-Tube: Stonebridge Park, Kensal Green, Park Royal, Neasden, North Acton
E.g. "What part of NW?"
"Harlesden"
*Runs away*
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Hazleton, PA 18201

If Pennsylvania was to have an illegitimate retarded child, this hell hole would be it.
Commonwealth of Pennsylvania: Can't we just abort Hazleton, PA 18201?

United States Supreme Court: No. Once you hit the third trimester, it's illegal. You are well over three hundred trimesters, already!

Commonwealth of Pennsylvania: FUCK!
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Haslet

The name of the Great Smoked Pork Lion in the book "The Lying Bitch & Her Wardrobe". He is the guardian of the enchanted land of Yawnia.
Haslet, The King of Beastly Snacks, opened his mighty jaws and belched. The mighty wind of His great eructation bent every tree in Yawnia, and the aroma of smoked ham covered the enchanted land.
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Hallett

Someone that has a dry, wicked since of humour. Often misunderstood but for some absolutely hilarious.
That guy is a Hallett
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Hazleton Drop In Center

Hazleton's psychotic and mentally retarded version of the after school programs in urban areas. Instead of attracting children, it attracts adults that act like children.
I was totally pro life before I went to the Hazleton Drop In Center. Now I support abortion, sterilization and even death camps after seeing those sick fucks!
by Hazletard in Chief November 21, 2011
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Haslet Texas

Not quite rural not quite a suburb. Haslet Texas is a small town in north Texas where you look out your window and you can see the cows and horses almost every direction. Nothing to do out there except go get drunk and drive your four wheelers around the street.
Your a girl who chews tobacco ? You must be from Haslet Texas.
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Harlequin Fetus

Also known as the Harlequin type ichthyosis, the most severe form of congenital ichthyosis.

The Harlequin Fetus is a baby born with unusually hardened keratin layer in fetal skin. This creates diamond shape scales instead of skin. The eyes, ears, mouth, and other appendages are also horribly contracted and deformed.

The scales limet the poor child's movement, and cracks where the skin folds. This takes away the skins main fuction; protection. Bacteria get into the skin, causing infections.

The term harlequin comes from both the baby's facial expression and the diamond-shaped pattern of the scales, which are caused by severe hyperkeratosis. 17th century entertainers known as jesters, or harlequins, wore costumes with diamond patterns on them, as well as a particular style of face paint. The features of the harlequin fetus mimic this stylized makeup, and their faces are often pulled tight into grim parodies of a clown's smile.

Survival is normally only hours.
The Harlequin Fetus is a very sad being. It makes me sad to see internet assholes posting its pictures in hoping to get frightened reactions from people.

There are plenty of goatse, tubgirl, and lemon party pics on the internet.
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