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The Harkness Society 

This is an exclusive society in which the elite, sexually active members of Phillips Exeter Academy have sex on top of a harkness table (these auspicious tables are located in every classroom). This is a time honored tradition that no senior should graduate without. Now, that's something to think about during class.
Too bad I can't put " President of The Harkness Society" down on my college application.
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Assuming Harkness 

Speculating on something that is actually inevitable; as good as fact.
"Well, assuming Harkness, they'll end up sleeping together"
Assuming Harkness by NikeAgXY December 30, 2011
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Harkinian 

The king of hyrule from Cd-i wand of gamalon and link faces of evil. He wants his dinner.
Harkinian by Muchomario July 9, 2009

harkirat 

one who sings god's praises
become a harkirat and u'll see the difference.
harkirat by harrydr February 6, 2010
Pronunciation: 'härkE' - verb.
Indiscriminate approval of subcontractor work requests, with no regard for subsequent cost or consequence
"Just Harkey them, we'll clean it up later after the scope is finalised.."
Harkey by gnt4breakfast July 11, 2006
A celestial being that transcends human comprehension. Its essence is often compressed into the Asabalake line of Intel processors. It enjoys raiding Discord servers as well.
Did you see Harky raid that guy's server?
Harky by bigfloppa97 January 4, 2021
(adv. Harkana) Is an adverb that reveals a request to another person to step aside. Usually used in street language.
(replace the word "aside")
Ion:*With a bike in front of a car*
Car:*Horn*
Ion's Friend:Ion go harkana!
Ion:All right.
Harkana by LauStack April 1, 2022