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person 1: did u hear??
person 2: no what?😮
person 1: hanakosmine is dating Justin Bieber!

by mistubun May 22, 2021

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Dirty Hancock

Receiving a handjob from a homeless vagrant

"Kurt went and worked the soup kitchen last night, ended up getting a dirty hancock in the alley."

by galaxyfe August 4, 2012

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a Megan Hancock will have no regard for other people whatsoever and will have the tendency to turn off the lights when she leaves the room because she has no knowledge of your existence. will often say "I'm gunna treat myself" and will eat mini wheats. often dates a guy named James. tends to accidentally goes into friends-with-benefits relationships. addicted to studying. obsessed with llamas. has been known to pee her pants while laughing too hard. usually seen with blue eyes and blonde hair. and would NEVER be seen in a choker or a crop top.

Person: I really need some chocolate or something sweet.
Friend: You can have some carrots!!
Person: Stop being such a Megan Hancock! I'm eating the chocolate!

"Stop making me laugh so hard! I'm gunna Megan Hancock myself!!"

by #roastmeganhancock February 2, 2019

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Jack Hancock

The most bulbous and succulent man on the planet

dude: im the most bulbous and succulent guy to exist!
dude2: no Jack Hancock is!

by ChickPro21 December 10, 2022

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Hancock Block

Someone who interferes with the signing of an important contract or document.

1. B: Uh, I wouldn't sign over your power of attorney to this guy, he's doing that sinister laugh that people do in movies.

Guy: Hey, buddy, don't be a hancock block... who are you, anyway?? (sinister laugh)

2. He was right about to sign the confession and then his lawyer came in and totally hancock-blocked me.

by boo dubz March 20, 2008

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Hancocking

Doing something big that will get you in trouble, but you don't care. This term derives from how John Hancock wrote his name the biggest on The Declaration of Independence.

John: I just banged eight fat chicks!
Bob: Your wife is going to be pissed!
John: I don't care! I love Hancocking!

Tim robbed a bank, walked across the street and started jerking off in front of everyone. The police were on their way. He didn't worry a bit. He's really great at Hancocking.

by Captain Cam von Dam April 28, 2012

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