hammer licker

code word for a womans breasts, and code word for a homosexual male. "hammer" being one males penis "licker" being the homosexual male licking said hammer.

hey john, look at the hammer lickers on that blonde.

yo, i think that kid tom is a hammer licker. He was looking at my cock !

by Jack de wack May 7, 2008

hammerdamn

yeah, erm, it can be used to insult somebody, like dick/prick/bawbag.

'he's such a fucking hammerdamn, i'm gonna rip his ears off and spit in his face'

by yer maw wants ma cock May 17, 2009

Hammeredstring

Pulling your hamstring after attempting to walk completely drunk

"Based on his limp that guy must have got hammered last night and pulled his hammeredstring"

by TarHeelBlue09 March 29, 2009

Hammer Python Weiner

A name for a gigantic penis the size of a fore-arm hailing from the city of lake Elsinore. its Commanly refered to a weiner that has no mercy on its victims and hurts not only your body, but your feelings.

dude he gave that girl the Hammer Python Weiner lastnight

by everyone and there mothers November 30, 2011

spicy hammer

When a man gets Spit Roasted by two other men and they repeatedly say "It's hammer time!" and stare passionately into each others eyes.

After a few shots of Hennessy, he really opened up and took the spicy hammer.

by CitrusMcGee May 21, 2014

thor hammer

another name for a large penis

omg girl !! I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time, and he has a fucking thor hammer!!!

by missthaangg June 30, 2019

Cabbage Hammer

A situation or object being questionably held together, such as by duct tape and prayers.

"My Tuscon is a bit of a cabbage hammer, but it gets me around."

"It will be a total cabbage hammer, but we can throw this project together in one day."

by CabbageKidz April 1, 2021