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Haiku-ka-choo

n. short Japanese poetry set to music or read with a musical accompaniment.

Also: haiku-ca-choo (or without hyphens).
I thought it was just a regular poetry reading, but it turned out to be some of the most foot-tapping haiku-ka-choo!
by Anthony Sheppard November 7, 2010
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peppermint patty haiku

Haiku dedicated specifically to the "peanuts" character Peppermint Patty; often commenting to her lesbianism.
Peppermint Patty,
hates the "Man from Nantucket".
Gee, I wonder why.
Peppermint Patty haiku
by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008
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Haiku haikuha ikuha

A Haiku is a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five, traditionally evoking images of the natural world. A second definition is that it is a poem in English written in the form of a haiku. The definition of the latter is addressed in this Urban dictionary definition of Haiku haikuha ikuha.

A Haiku haikuha ikuhai is an instantiation of a Haiku that is doomed to failure from it's very conception, in that despite its faithful attempt to rigorously follow the classic poetic form, despite scoring in the 94th percentile, which would give it an educational grade of an A, following poetry form is strictly a pass / fail commitment, and sadly might be summed up otherwise as

"it just doesn't have a KU."
"Damn, Chauncey wrote another brilliant haiku; he's so good it's disgusting, no wonder everyone hates him, and even worse, he doesn't have a fucking haiku haikuha ikuhai ."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020
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The Khatlan Haiku

The earth that the goddess loathed,

And which she protected way back,

Eventually outlasts her lifespans.

~ Anonymuse the Greatest Lord.
The Khatlan Haiku is just a mere poem.
by Anonymuse the Greatest Lord January 2, 2022
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Trailer park haiku

Trailer park haiku is a low rent version of and original haiku meant to lend a higher consciou awareness of the situation or experience ie; she said she thought the world of me she said she couldn't live without me and then she said yes officer that's him.
Excuse me does the management allow trailer park haikus here?
by Harmonica homie March 8, 2021
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Haiku

There is no rhyme or reason to what a person has said. Basically meaning the person doesn’t make sense.
Sam: “Have you ever wondered what it’s like to eat skittles underwater

Matt: “You’re acting like a Haiku”
by Marterproductions June 1, 2025
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Haikus

Another name for 5.75mm bullets.
by LSCA March 10, 2022
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