hairy hoof

An extremely large and visible camel toe that looks like it runs from the asshole to the belly button, this is exagerated by offensively tight trousers whilst sitting in an unlady like manner!!!

Whoa tie down the edibles here comes simo wi they leggings again that hairy hoofs goni eat us oot o hoose n hame!!

by methilmings November 24, 2011

The Hairy Eyeball

A dirty or angry look. Can also be a flirty look. To give someone the hairy eyeball you close your eyes half way and look through your eyelashes.

Back in the sixties if you were aggravated with somebody, especially someone from New Jersey, you would give them the hairy eyeball.

by Blip11 November 12, 2014

Hafiy

Very handsome and very kind.He know how to act in the situation

He is hafiy.
He is very nice person

by Final123 December 29, 2016

haidyn

haidyn’s are known to survive on only taco bell and subway a haidyn is know to be very kind and usually doesn’t like to get involved with any fighting with her friends, you would be very lucky to have a haidyn of your own, some of her friends like to call her arm rest because she is very short and had a comfortable arm placement on her head, haidyn’s always stand up for them self’s but are very sensitive sometimes, haidyn’s we also somewhat of s tomboy and mostly a make up dummy since she doesn’t wear any, if you ever have a haidyn for a friend, make sure you hold tight, because your going for a ride!

Teacher: Haidyn do you know the answer for 1+1?
haidyn: 45!
Boy: No it’s 2 you idiot!
haidyn: sorry but as you can tell i don’t give a crap

by imuglyanddepressed September 5, 2018

Hairy Japanese Bastards

Used to describe rabbits, although we will never know whether the phrase has any significance whatsoever, or whether it is simply a drunken outburst.

Used by Father Jack Hackett (played by Frank Kelly) in the comedy "Father Ted" to describe a plague of rabbits that has descended on the household. In a scene, Jack wakes up to see the room full of rabbits and looking what is a mixture of surprised, shocked and angry mutters Hairy Japanese Bastards!. It must be remembered that Jack is almost constantly under strong influence of alcohol.

by Daniel Johnston May 4, 2006

Hairy Mango

Basically a tongue kiss by surprise. Or when least not expected.

Scenario 1:
Aww man, Matt gave Kylie a hairy mango!

Scenario 2:
Sam: Im soo pissed right now!
Olivia: Omg why!?
Sam: Griffin gave me a hairy mango!
Oliva: That fag bitch!
Sam: I know!
Olivia: Want Starbucks?

by baeornahh June 26, 2014

Hairy Wang

a Wang that is so damn hairy. A Wang covered in luscious locks of hair.

Damn dude, you have a hairy wang!

by HarambeIsAlive December 6, 2016